[Verse 1]

I woke up, can't wait to eat

Got my cereal by was I beat

Opened the fridge and to my dismay

There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk! My coffee grows cold

I want some milk! I should've been told

Bridge I wish I had some Goddamn milk

Too bad the milkman never came

[Verse 2]

I can't go, out to the store

I'll just wait 'till mommy buys more

I'll just have wheat thins and beer

If I get kick the toilet is near

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