Anthony Head (Giles)

Nicholas Brendon (Xander)

Emma Caulfield (Anya)

Amber Benson (Tara)

Alyson Hannigan (Willow)

Giles: I've got a theory

That it's a demon

A dancing demon

No, something isn't right there.

Willow: I've got a theory

Some kid is dreaming

And we're all stuck inside

His wacky Broadway nightmare

Xander: I've got a theory we should work this out

All: It's getting eerie

What's this cheery

Singing all about?

Xander: It could be witches

Some evil witches,

Which is ridiculous

'Cause witches,

They were persecuted

Wicca good

And love the earth

And women power,

And I'll be over here

Anya: I've got a theory

It could be bunnies

[crickets chirp]

Willow: I've got a--

Anya: Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies, bunnies

It must be bunnies

Or maybe midgets?

Willow: I've got a theory,

We should work this fast

Giles and Willow: Because it clearly

Could get serious

Before it's passed

Willow: I've got a theory