I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head.

Beas on my head but don't call me a bee head.

Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head.

Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.

“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do.

When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it.

I put baloney in my left pocket.

Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .

Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.

It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.

It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.