So things look bad and your back′s against the wall

Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless

You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stallCan′t face the world sober and dopeless

You've lost your way

You think your life is wrecked

Well, let me just say you're correct (wait, what?)

You′re a loser, baby

A loser, goddamn baby

You′re a fucked-up little whiny bitch (hey)

You're a loser just like me (thanks, asshole)

You′re a screw-is-loose loser and only one-star reviews

You're a power bottom at rock bottom

But you got company (this supposed to make me feel better?)

There was a time I thought that no one could relate

To the gruesome ways in which I′m damaged

But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight

We're all living in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak

Ha ha! And you think that makes you unique?

Get out of here, man

We′re both losers, baby, we're losers

It's okay to be a (coked-up dick-sucking hoe)

Maybe that′s fine by me

I′m a loser, honey

A schmoozer and a dummy

But at least I know I'm not alone (you′re a loser just like me)

I got an appetite for gambling

I got an appetite for sampling

Every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead, baby, sing that song

Come on

I got no holes left to deflower

I sold my soul to save my power

Now I'm on that demon′s leash

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You′re a loser, baby

A loser, but just maybe if we eat shit together

Things will end up differently

It's time to lose yourself

Loathe and excuse yourself

Let hope in, baby

Play your card, be who you are

A loser just like me