I was gonna clean my room, 'til I got high.

I was gonna get up and find the broom, then I got high.

My room is still messed up, and I know why.

'Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high.

I coulda cheated and I coulda, but I got high.

I'm takin' it next semester, and I know why.

Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.

I was gonna go to court, before I got high.

I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. (no you wasn't)

They took my whole paycheck, and I know why.

Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high.

I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high.

Now im a paraplegic and I know why.

Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high.

I was gonna eat yo' pussy n' tits (?), but then I got high.

Now I'm jackin' off and I know why.

Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high.

I lost my kids and wife, because I got high.

Now I'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and I know why.

Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high.

I'm singin' this whole thing wrong, because I'm high.

And if I don't sell one copy, I know why.

Cause I got high, b'cause I got high, b'cause I got high...

La dee dat dat dat daa...

Da da dada da da da......