Well I'm trying not to panic

But I'm gettin' all romantic

Gettin' soft with everything I say and do

I'm talkin' hours on the phone

Puttin' on that sweet cologne

I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you

Oh wait a minute it gets worse

I found myself holding your purse

Waiting outside that bra and pantie store

My boss' wife walked by

She spotted me and told me hi

And I knew then

I was in for it for sure

Now all the boys down at the shop know

And they sure do find it funny

They say you've changed my ways

And that you're spending all my money

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Honey if you're not in love

If you're not in love

If you're not in love

Oh if you're not in love...

Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble

I get this lump in my throat

I think I sold my boat

So I could buy that diamond ring for you

Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'

That since I can't go fishin'

You don't make me sell my golf clubs too

Now all the boys down at the shop know

And they laughed until I cried

I told them If I mess this up

My mamma's gonna tear my hide

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I gave up that can of snuff

No more NASCAR on TV

Honey If that ain't enough

This may be the death of me