Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh)

I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh)

I′m hard to please, I'll punch a referee (ooh)I bruised my knees, I′m pissin' in the breeze

Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee

It's hot, as deez, it′s 100 degrees (ooh)

Apply the lotion, I′ll swim in the ocean

But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I′m floating with-

The TV's tuned to cable, and I′m sleeping when I'm able

But the TV′s on so loud, it hurts my brain

B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I′m able

But the TV′s on so loud it hurts my brain

B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos

I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito

Jeez, Louise, I′m weak in the knees

I'm joining the circus, I′m going berzerkus

At 7-Eleven, I'm drinking a beverage

I′m lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger

I'm chewing Bazooka, I′m swimming to Cuba

Don′t look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone

Okay I went to France to get some new pants (ooh)

I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh)

He said, "Shit, all we got′s Doritos and Fritos"

I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh)

I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (ooh)

He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"

I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

And the TV′s tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I′m able

But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain

B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

And the TV's tuned to cable, and I′m sleeping when I′m able

But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain

B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

(She′ll turn you to stone)

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Doritos and Fritos

Stop