Epic Rap Battles of Irvine

Middle Earth

VersusMesa Court

Begin

Yeah we′re called the Middle but you're the one that′s mid

I admit we stay humble but for this you gotta sit

Not my problem you so far off the map you have a bridge

Not to mention you put way too much care in your fits

It's embarrassing, harrowing

We're better in like: everything

Gondolin to Rivendell, we′re Balin like the Lord of Rings

Snowbourn to be great, Evenstar got that bling

Spittin′ Shadowfax, no cap, just think

And so what Mesa got the cool kids

Now we got the smart kids

Rep that S.T.E.M major for life

Cute bunnies all night

While your trashy nasty raccoons outside

Set that pettiness aside

Saw the towers that you had and made it better

(So hecking nice)

We actually follow quiet hours

(That's f′in right)

A home-y type of feel, a classic kinda vibe

You could never ever be us but you could always try

Hey Middle Earth

How are you worms feelin' livin′ in the Irvine dirt?

When I'm on your turf

It looks like I′m walkin' around in a giant urn

Your army of the dead can bow

To the fire that this Mesa burns (adlib)

We gotta social life day 'n′ night you admire

While you hobbits stay home alone, so much Shire

A horrid dorm, like Mordor′s orcs

Your thorns rose a war

And we know your website fakes pics like a sorority

This flow unordinary, we explode like Mount Doom

It's true, you′re more irrelevant than Zendaya in Dune

So, (doja) say adieu like a weddin'

But even Merry couldn′t save Pippins from choking

Then throwin'-up Brandy′s food (pft)

Your only argument is you're closer to campus (oh, haha)

That's just as useful as discussions on Canvas

Your communities cowardly

Covering the reality of awful commodities

Causin′ a lot of these freshman to get up and leave

You′re in our Court, kneel to the lord

We royalty

(Irvine Company)

Everybody give it up for the pair of runners-up

Mesa, Middle, just a little underdressed for this club

Take it from the top dog, pack it up and walk off

Never start a turf war with the owner of the dirt, tchyah

Simple business: you live, I profit, see?

Simple economics, did you not learn that in college?

Apologies. Didn't realize your IQ wouldn′t be so high

So here's some etymology

I′m the father of The Company with money like monopoly

With Benjamin clips

Got you diminishing your pockets in minutes

The bill skyrockets and pivots

Around the docket, you're finished

If you′re within my city limits

Stack it up, fill my cup, give it all up to me!

I'm the one, turn and run with your college degree

Every minute, every hour, every dollar in hand

Is a payment in manner of seconds to the lord of the land (ah)

(One more time)

You talk a big walk with just a dollar in your pocket

Sayin' you so powerful with those fancy apartments

The way you look so green for the money

Don′t you turn nauseous?

Here′s that bag you earned

Now go empty yourself like a socket

Though I can say you been making them profits

You are farther from perfect

Way too blatantly dishonest

You make others go broke

Sussy baka in those clothes

I bet you lie on the daily, call that Pinocchio

You're called Company but no one wants you

Started killin′ us

But that means at lease we're increasing to haunt you

The interest flipped

Made you rent some bars so hopeless

The rap gods came back to give you an eviction notice

Just a truth spitter

Watch your condition, after picking you apartment

My voice said know this, I′ma heavy hitter

You've been puttin′ all the students through the ringer

Middle Earth, read between the lines

That's the middle finger

(ACC)

ACC (yeah) is the place to be (ayy)

We got VDC (ya)

Norte, Camino, Puerta del Sol

Comfort living is our number one goal (yessir)

And we got Plaza Verde

Planning for a future that's greener than our payday (money)

Got 2nd years in a headlock yelling "mayday" (woah)

And they say they hate it

But they keep coming back

Coming back for the year (yea, yea)

Keep it furnished, no need for that here

′Partment on training wheels, nothing to fear

Dorms 2.0, let′s keep that shit clear

Singles or doubles whatever you'd like

Got your own living room isn′t that nice? (ah)

Parking ain't free but that′s alright

'Eater Express here to give you a ride (yer)

Rent is due and don′t you forget it

Don't got the funds then just put it on credit (swipe it)

Move somewhere else and you'll live to regret it

Murdered the beat better call it a medic

($League)

Who won?

Who′s next?

Epic Rap Battles of Irvine