You Drive An Iroc

Rancid Sucks (and The Clash Sucked Too)

I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

Hebosaurus

Dumb, Fat And Gross

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Fun

Bill Scott's Dumb

Your Band's In The Cut-out Bin

You've Got Cancer

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stoma

You're Gay

You're Best Friend Is You

You're A F***ing Cunt

You Sell Cologne

You Keep A Diary