You're A Cop
You Have Goals
You Can't Shut Up
You're In A Coma
You're Dumb
You Got Date Raped
Valujet
Pottery's Gay
Picnic Of Love
Obviously Adopted
Internet Is Gay
Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of F***ing Losers
Your Kid Is Deformed
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
You Look Divorced